THE GOAT Camping Club Starter Pack
Alright, you fresh-faced trailblazers ready to join the ranks of THE GOAT (Getting Old Ain't Terrible) Camping Club? This ain’t just gear—it’s the official Starter Pack to cement your status as a campsite legend. Packed with swagger, utility, and just the right amount of sarcasm, this bundle’s got everything you need to prove that getting old is just getting epic. Here’s what you’re getting:
Personalized Campsite Sign: Carved from white oak with charred edges like it was ripped from a whiskey barrel, this beauty (approx. 8" x 16", sizes vary because nature’s not a robot) is engraved with the club’s camping goat logo. Customize it with your name and chapter info to mark your turf. Slapped with a water-resistant finish and mounting hardware, it laughs at rain while you roast marshmallows—or your buddy’s knot-tying skills. Plant it proud and let the wilderness know who’s boss.
Polar Camel Tumbler: Forget flimsy cups. This tumbler keeps your coffee hotter than a s’more that just took a lava bath and your secret “hydration” stash more hidden than the snacks you “forgot” to share. Engraved with the GOAT logo and customizable with your name and chapter, it’s perfect for coffee, whiskey, or whatever you’re sipping while proving you’re the coolest camper in the woods. Keeps drinks just right so you can focus on owning the campfire.
Richardson 112 Two-Tone Trucker Hat: Crown your head with the ultimate campsite swagger. This trucker hat rocks a leatherette patch with the GOAT logo, locked in place with Durabull adhesive (USA-made, because we’re fancy like that). Built to survive muddy trails and rogue campfire sing-alongs, its breathable mesh keeps you cool while you haul firewood or humble your buddy’s ego. No true GOAT hits the wilderness without this bad boy.
This Starter Pack is your ticket to GOAT glory. Whether you’re staking your claim, sipping in style, or looking like the trail boss you are, this gear screams one thing: you’re here to camp, conquer, and show the world that getting old ain’t terrible—it’s legendary. Grab yours and hit the great outdoors, GOAT style! Choose the pack which works best for you or feel free to purchase individually.
Starter Packs
Package 1: 1 Tumbler, 1 Hat, 1 Sign
Package 2: 2 Tumblers, 2 Hats, 1 Sign
Package 3: 4 Tumblers 4 Hats, 1 Sign
Alright, you fresh-faced trailblazers ready to join the ranks of THE GOAT (Getting Old Ain't Terrible) Camping Club? This ain’t just gear—it’s the official Starter Pack to cement your status as a campsite legend. Packed with swagger, utility, and just the right amount of sarcasm, this bundle’s got everything you need to prove that getting old is just getting epic. Here’s what you’re getting:
Personalized Campsite Sign: Carved from white oak with charred edges like it was ripped from a whiskey barrel, this beauty (approx. 8" x 16", sizes vary because nature’s not a robot) is engraved with the club’s camping goat logo. Customize it with your name and chapter info to mark your turf. Slapped with a water-resistant finish and mounting hardware, it laughs at rain while you roast marshmallows—or your buddy’s knot-tying skills. Plant it proud and let the wilderness know who’s boss.
Polar Camel Tumbler: Forget flimsy cups. This tumbler keeps your coffee hotter than a s’more that just took a lava bath and your secret “hydration” stash more hidden than the snacks you “forgot” to share. Engraved with the GOAT logo and customizable with your name and chapter, it’s perfect for coffee, whiskey, or whatever you’re sipping while proving you’re the coolest camper in the woods. Keeps drinks just right so you can focus on owning the campfire.
Richardson 112 Two-Tone Trucker Hat: Crown your head with the ultimate campsite swagger. This trucker hat rocks a leatherette patch with the GOAT logo, locked in place with Durabull adhesive (USA-made, because we’re fancy like that). Built to survive muddy trails and rogue campfire sing-alongs, its breathable mesh keeps you cool while you haul firewood or humble your buddy’s ego. No true GOAT hits the wilderness without this bad boy.
This Starter Pack is your ticket to GOAT glory. Whether you’re staking your claim, sipping in style, or looking like the trail boss you are, this gear screams one thing: you’re here to camp, conquer, and show the world that getting old ain’t terrible—it’s legendary. Grab yours and hit the great outdoors, GOAT style! Choose the pack which works best for you or feel free to purchase individually.
Starter Packs
Package 1: 1 Tumbler, 1 Hat, 1 Sign
Package 2: 2 Tumblers, 2 Hats, 1 Sign
Package 3: 4 Tumblers 4 Hats, 1 Sign
Alright, you fresh-faced trailblazers ready to join the ranks of THE GOAT (Getting Old Ain't Terrible) Camping Club? This ain’t just gear—it’s the official Starter Pack to cement your status as a campsite legend. Packed with swagger, utility, and just the right amount of sarcasm, this bundle’s got everything you need to prove that getting old is just getting epic. Here’s what you’re getting:
Personalized Campsite Sign: Carved from white oak with charred edges like it was ripped from a whiskey barrel, this beauty (approx. 8" x 16", sizes vary because nature’s not a robot) is engraved with the club’s camping goat logo. Customize it with your name and chapter info to mark your turf. Slapped with a water-resistant finish and mounting hardware, it laughs at rain while you roast marshmallows—or your buddy’s knot-tying skills. Plant it proud and let the wilderness know who’s boss.
Polar Camel Tumbler: Forget flimsy cups. This tumbler keeps your coffee hotter than a s’more that just took a lava bath and your secret “hydration” stash more hidden than the snacks you “forgot” to share. Engraved with the GOAT logo and customizable with your name and chapter, it’s perfect for coffee, whiskey, or whatever you’re sipping while proving you’re the coolest camper in the woods. Keeps drinks just right so you can focus on owning the campfire.
Richardson 112 Two-Tone Trucker Hat: Crown your head with the ultimate campsite swagger. This trucker hat rocks a leatherette patch with the GOAT logo, locked in place with Durabull adhesive (USA-made, because we’re fancy like that). Built to survive muddy trails and rogue campfire sing-alongs, its breathable mesh keeps you cool while you haul firewood or humble your buddy’s ego. No true GOAT hits the wilderness without this bad boy.
This Starter Pack is your ticket to GOAT glory. Whether you’re staking your claim, sipping in style, or looking like the trail boss you are, this gear screams one thing: you’re here to camp, conquer, and show the world that getting old ain’t terrible—it’s legendary. Grab yours and hit the great outdoors, GOAT style! Choose the pack which works best for you or feel free to purchase individually.
Starter Packs
Package 1: 1 Tumbler, 1 Hat, 1 Sign
Package 2: 2 Tumblers, 2 Hats, 1 Sign
Package 3: 4 Tumblers 4 Hats, 1 Sign
