Welcome to THE GOAT, Getting Old Ain’t Terrible, Camping Club — where we’re keeping the good times rolling in the great outdoors! Because apparently, we’re too stubborn to let a little thing like aging ruin our fun!
Picture this: two former scoutmaster pals, who basically lived for campfires, hiking, and messing around in rivers, realized their Eagle Scout sons had flown the nest Instead of packing away their tents, they said, “Heck no, we’re not done!”
Thus, THE GOAT was born—a sarcastic middle finger to creaky joints and aching backs. It’s all about laughing, exploring, and proving that a few gray hairs and bourbon just make the campfire stories better. Now they’re dragging anyone crazy enough to join them for more trails, laughs, and epic campfire tales.
So, grab your gear, roll your eyes at Father Time, and come prove that getting older just makes the adventure sweeter!
What THE GOAT is not is a fussy meet-up club with organized itineraries or mandatory roll calls—nah, we’re way too disorganized for that.
We’re not here to hold your hand or plan your weekends; we’re cheering you on to round up your own crew, maybe even start your own “chapter” (if you wanna call it that), and get out there to make your own epic stories.
You can snag some sweet personalized GOAT gear from BCN Woodcrafts, where I keep prices low because—spoiler alert—this isn’t about raking in cash. It’s about spreading the stoke for outdoor adventures and the kind of friendships that thrive in the wild.
So, ditch the excuses, grab your pals, and go find your own slice of nature’s magic— you’re the one calling the shots.
THE GOAT, GETTING OLD AIN’T TERRIBLE CAMPING CLUB is all about grabbing your buddies, hitting the trails, and soaking up every moment the great outdoors has to offer—whether it’s a perfect sunny day or a soggy mess that leaves you laughing in your muddy boots.
It’s about saying “screw it” to excuses like creaky knees, packed schedules, or that endless to-do list, and instead choosing to live life to the fullest, chasing sunsets, campfire chats, and the kind of memories that only come from sleeping under the stars.
This isn’t some rigid, sign-up-for-a-membership deal—it’s a loose, laid-back network of folks who just want to keep the adventure alive, no matter how many candles are on your birthday cake. It’s about camaraderie, embracing every high and low, and reminding yourself that getting older doesn’t mean slowing down.
Alright, let’s be real—THE GOAT, “GETTING OLD AIN’T TERRIBLE” CAMPING CLUB is a bit of a wild, beautiful work in progress, and I’m totally okay with that! We’re building this thing from the ground up.
As we grow, I’m stoked about the future: picture a vibe where you can swap epic stories from your latest camping trip, share those genius hacks (like how to keep your tent from turning into a swamp), and connect with other GOATs who get the thrill of a starry night or a perfectly roasted marshmallow. It’s all coming down the pike, but Rome wasn’t built in a day, so bear with me while I get this party rolling!
In the meantime, don’t just sit there—round up your crew and hit the trails, the lakes, or wherever the wild calls you! To get you started, swing by BCN Woodcrafts for some sweet GOAT gear.
I’ve got starter packs, campsite signs to flex your GOAT pride, tumblers for your coffee (or, y’know, other beverages), and trucker caps to keep the sun out of your eyes—all customizable for you and your posse. Want a little extra incentive? Snap a pic of yourself rocking any GOAT merch at your campsite, email it to me, and I’ll hook you up with a $25 BCN Woodcrafts gift card (one per person, don’t get greedy).
Oh, and keep an eye out for the GOAT Camping Club Facebook group I’ll be launching soon—it’s gonna be the spot to share your adventures and connect with the tribe. For now, get out there, make some memories, and let’s keep this GOAT thing growing, one sarcastic, fun-loving step at a time!
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